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Recent Game Medals

The End The Game 100 Points Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels! Medal Stats.
Charged With Battery 50 Points Finish two thirds of the levels. Medal Stats.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points Finish one third of the levels. Medal Stats.
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you. Medal Stats.
Death By Slow Internet 10 Points Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER Medal Stats.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks. Medal Stats.
THE END 100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK. Medal Stats.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game. Medal Stats.
The Shadow 10 Points Complete the game without firing a single shot. Medal Stats.
The Savior 25 Points Survive and save two of your friends. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 531 (From 95 different games.)

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Who is Simon Jester?

2014-04-02 15:09:47 by SimonJester

Who is Simon Jester?

A nag, an itch, that indescribable sense of having to take action. He is that force within all of us to harass and ridicule the tyrants who seek in their deluded manner to control every single aspect of everyone else’s lives. The desire to irk those who commit tyranny is a desire that is innate to the human spirit. Agitation is the name of the game. Anyone, ranging from millionaire entrepreneurs to poor day laborers, are able to scrawl messages to these tyrannical elitists and sign them with a smirking devil. It is this spirit of resistance to tyrants that Simon Jester is all about. He is a meme; a meme of uncompromising resistance in pursuit of securing our liberties.

Throughout the centuries, mankind has been degraded, humiliated, and suffered under the boot of authority. No longer. Toleration of oppression is exactly the same as participation in it. If you provide sanction to tyrants, you are part of the problem and will be dealt with accordingly. Working within the system is nothing more than acquiescence to the State. Nothing short of revolution is going to provide anyone with even the most marginal of chances to enjoy their liberty.

Resisting tyrants should be fun. Simon Jester is all about having fun. Giving bullies the sense that Simon is everywhere and nowhere at once, that he may just appear as he also mysteriously disappears, is the impression that they should get. Control freaks should never feel safe anywhere, not even in their own heads, for Simon Jester will dance and frolic there with his pitchfork of justice. Maybe the authoritarians who think they’re in charge will eventually realize that power lies not in the number of guns you have, but in the acceptability of your ideas. And the idea of authority is one whose power is becoming that much more unacceptable.

How is it possible to spread the message of Simon Jester? Limits are only temporary obstacles within the imagination. Look around your local neighborhood. Notice where all the stoplight poles are located, where the missing cat posters are stapled, and where all the handles to doors and newspaper lids are attached. These and many more such places are ideal for spreading Simon Jester’s message of freedom and liberty. Humanity deserves to be free, without exception or compromise. Organized criminal gangs that are erroneously called “government” need to be put back into their constitutional cage, if not put out of their misery completely. The time has come for some real upheaval of the status quo against this authoritarian power structure that is seeking to enslave the entire world under its heel.

Will you let your inner Simon Jester out? Will you choose to scrawl many smirking little devils as a signature for pithy sayings about freedom? Why not embody the immortal meme of Simon Jester?


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