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SimonJester
Age / Gender:
21, Male
Location:
Luna
Joined:
4/2/14
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Level 5 Blank Slate
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Ranked as Civilian

Recent Game Medals

Game Completed 5 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle Medal Stats.
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode Medal Stats.
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode Medal Stats.
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns Medal Stats.
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters Medal Stats.
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol Medal Stats.
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire. Medal Stats.
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels Medal Stats.
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 369 (From 62 different games.)

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Who is Simon Jester?

A nag, an itch, that indescribable sense of having to take action. He is that force within all of us to harass and ridicule the tyrants who seek in their deluded manner to control every single aspect of everyone else’s lives. The desire to irk those who commit tyranny is a desire that is innate to the human spirit. Agitation is the name of the game. Anyone, ranging from millionaire entrepreneurs to poor day laborers, are able to scrawl messages to these tyrannical elitists and sign them with a smirking devil. It is this spirit of resistance to tyrants that Simon Jester is all about. He is a meme; a meme of uncompromising resistance in pursuit of securing our liberties.

Throughout the centuries, mankind has been degraded, humiliated, and suffered under the boot of authority. No longer. Toleration of oppression is exactly the same as participation in it. If you provide sanction to tyrants, you are part of the problem and will be dealt with accordingly. Working within the system is nothing more than acquiescence to the State. Nothing short of revolution is going to provide anyone with even the most marginal of chances to enjoy their liberty.

Resisting tyrants should be fun. Simon Jester is all about having fun. Giving bullies the sense that Simon is everywhere and nowhere at once, that he may just appear as he also mysteriously disappears, is the impression that they should get. Control freaks should never feel safe anywhere, not even in their own heads, for Simon Jester will dance and frolic there with his pitchfork of justice. Maybe the authoritarians who think they’re in charge will eventually realize that power lies not in the number of guns you have, but in the acceptability of your ideas. And the idea of authority is one whose power is becoming that much more unacceptable.

How is it possible to spread the message of Simon Jester? Limits are only temporary obstacles within the imagination. Look around your local neighborhood. Notice where all the stoplight poles are located, where the missing cat posters are stapled, and where all the handles to doors and newspaper lids are attached. These and many more such places are ideal for spreading Simon Jester’s message of freedom and liberty. Humanity deserves to be free, without exception or compromise. Organized criminal gangs that are erroneously called “government” need to be put back into their constitutional cage, if not put out of their misery completely. The time has come for some real upheaval of the status quo against this authoritarian power structure that is seeking to enslave the entire world under its heel.

Will you let your inner Simon Jester out? Will you choose to scrawl many smirking little devils as a signature for pithy sayings about freedom? Why not embody the immortal meme of Simon Jester?


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